Plan: Use Potty Independently
Information: Sit on potty for lengthy period of time (regularly informing Mama that I'm not yet done). Hmmm... toilet paper! Explore cause-effect of pulling large portions of toilet paper off from roll next to toilet. Oops- too much. Explore available opportunities for disposing of evidence (Mama dislikes finding large amounts of TP rolled off). Possible options include the trash, the toilet, and hmmm, my mouth? Hmmm, chews well, minimal flavor...
Evaluation: Mama still thinks unrolling large portions of toilet paper off from roll is wasteful. Verbal chastisement received for amount in toilet paper in toilet bowl. Gob in mouth discovered and spit out per Mama's instructions. Further verbal chastisement received. May avoid this scenario in near future; distant future remains to be seen once selective editing occurs within memory bank. Bathroom breaks shortened with more frequent supervision by Mama.
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