101 Ways to Gross Out Your Mom (#98)

Tip #98: Reach out at the dinner table to "feel" the handle on the juice pitcher.  Accidentally tip the half-full pitcher over toward your mom's direction and listen to her shriek as the cold, red liquid hits her legs, puddles underneath her on her chair, and runs on to the white carpet below the table.  (By the way, Mom always wonders what brilliant person thought to put WHITE carpet under the dining area?!)  Dad's the hero of this scenario- coming to the rescue with towels, water, carpet cleaner, and peroxide!  Mom changes clothes, the carpet suffers minimal staining, and, well... take note that this tactic does tend to put a bit of a damper on the rest of dinner!  ~Credit to the 5 Year Old