101 Ways to Get Your Mom

I'm changing "gross out" to "get" your mom, because there are so many ways that the kids "get" Mommy every day!

Tip #97:
Today's event involved the 20-month old and his love for everything in the bathroom drawers (particularly the toothpaste and chap stick)...

Come to your mom carrying a sibling's lip balm from the bathroom drawer.  It becomes evident that you need help putting the lid on.
Remember to nod your head "yes" when Mommy asks if you've moisturized your lips.  Then she looks in the lip balm dispenser and realizes that you've dug a finger a good eighth inch down into the stick, and she touches your cheek and realizes you've moisturized your face as well (nod "yes" again)!  Thankfully, Mommy laughs because something is apparently funny.  She rubs in the "moisturizer" on your face and lips as much as possible, takes the lip balm to degrease and recap it; she then helps you wash your hands and removes you from the bathroom.

Sneak back in bathroom when Mommy isn't looking... dig in toothbrush/mouth care drawer for more fun (like pulling as much floss out of the container as possible!)... oops!  Caught in the act!  Mommy removes you from the bathroom and closes the door.  Throw a fit.  Get banished to your crib for nap time.  Fuss more... zzzzz.