These are adding themselves on a little too quickly!!!
Tip #96: Attempt to swing from any available hanging towel or towel bar within available reach in the bathroom; break it. The beauty of this tip is that it is repeatable in various forms and various locations, and is 100% guaranteed (as with the majority of these tips) to elicit some sort of response from your parents.
Variations by age:
4-Year Old (several months ago while still 3-yrs old): Swing from hand-towel ring on wall by sink. Cause ring to dismantle and crease on one side. Parents reform the ring to the best of their abilities, however, the towel ring will never be the same again.
5-Year Old (yesterday): Attempt to hang from bath towel hanging on towel bar. Towel bar dismantles and one of the decorative ends falls off from the wall anchor. You're left feeling more than a little silly when your standing there with a towel in your hands, still looped around the detached bar, and both parents ask you what on earth you're doing. Ummmm...
Parental note: Thankfully the anchor is still firm in the wall, the bar is unbent and should reassemble without difficulty! The kids obviously need a trapeze bar or more time at the playground. Time out in the snow will have to suffice for now!
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