101 Ways to Gross Out Your Mom (#99)

#99: Eat paper!  Napkins are preferable- at home, abroad (as company at someone else's house), wherever paper is available and the fancy suits you.  Corners are best: simply nibble a tidbit and work it around in your mouth until you have a small ball on which to chew.  Repeat with as many corners as possible.  Card-making is a great time to try new textures.  Experiment with new mediums; a personal favorite is construction paper with personal artwork (dried tempura paint).  Nibble off a couple of corners while Mommy is taking dictation from you or brother for Christmas thank you cards.  Chew and enjoy until Mommy notices and makes you spit the pieces out.  (Foiled again!)  Unfortunately, Mommy frequently uses cloth napkins for family meals, so be quick take advantage of any available opportunity!